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trump-a-meltstression

a distress-induced depression and subsequent meltdown of the US media following Donald Trump's win in the Nov 8, 2016 election.
The current US media has no one but itself to blame for its own case of trump-a-meltstression, since the media, being the porch-dogs that they are in their coastal elite bubble, failed to realise that Donald Trump's message, did resonate with the voters.

Trump Honeymoon

The time where people are cool with giving president-elect Donald Trump a chance.
"In school they told us in class that everybody wood be nice to President Trump in the first 100 days."

"My teacher said that that's the Trump Honeymoon. A honeymoon is like the last time your parents weren't fighting."
Trump Honeymoon by yes juanito yes December 8, 2016

Trump Tower 

The act of laying on your back and having a prostitute defecate in your mouth while you try to stack the turds as high as possible without using your tiny hands. Popular with American businessmen and Russian prostitutes.
I treated myself to a Trump Tower last night and now whenever I open my mouth shit comes out.
Trump Tower by Ivanka Humpalot January 17, 2017

Trump Lynne 

A Russian word for "springboard". Any coincidence with real persons is purely by chance.
P1 - Do you know what Russians call a springboard?
P2 - No.
P1 - Trumpleen.
P2 - Trump Lynne? LOL
Trump Lynne by Murdoc Kylburne January 19, 2017

trump more 

If someone you know is using big words to describe sentences tell them to ''Trump More'' As Uncle trump never uses bug words because he doesn't care what the haters say
I told that guy to trump more

trump special

The act of deficateing on a muslum while masterbateing all over the shit and re defficateting to form a wall at which point a mexican guy wearing a sumbrero comes and puts his middle finger up the person who just degfocateds ass to prevent spillege while licking the genetailia of the muslim person
After Donald Trump was elected he gave the U.S. Tax payers a trump special after mexico refused to pay for the wall.
trump special by pussywrecker69 January 25, 2017