Side with my parents

And if I had a fat cock you'd murder them for me you fucking slave.

Hym "You didn't 'side with my parents', you sided against me. If Hitler rose from the grave and sided against me you'd be walking around with a swastika tattooed to your 5-head. You're practically a bed."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2024

Side gig

Performing oral sex on a small penis. Because it is not a full job (due to the small size).

"Eh, it wasn't a full 'blowJOB', more of a 'side gig'.

by JrMarkyMark September 18, 2021

Crip Side

Sorry Chi Town y’all had nothin 2 do wit creation j of Bloods In 1969, two Compton residents who lived on Piru Street, Sylvester Scott and Vincent Owens, formed a street gang called the Piru Street Boys. The gang originally aligned with the Crips gang, but after falling out in 1972, the Pirus joined forces with the Brims and other local gangs to form what is known today as the Bloods…. PIRU stands for ‘Pimps in Red Uniforms’ not People or anything to do with Peoples Nation which Barksdale and another created Peoples Nation when an EX LA gang member went back 2 Chicago and got locked up with Barsdale and Hoover all that numbers pointed star shit is from Hoover and barsdale Not original Piru or Brims bloods from Cali where it was born… left side right side BS Crabs. R. Crabs and can’t get along that is why Blooda were born “Pimps in red uniforms” Piru street boys from Compton Piru at and Paulson ave original bloods.. School is Out!
JAB

Crip side is just a crab thing

by Don Juan Corleone July 9, 2022

One sided figure

A person who doesn’t show there true intentions, to get what they want

I thought she love me ,she only wanted my money

She sounds like a one sided figure

by One sided figure LLC January 29, 2022

side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013

++++ Bone + Fish + Hospital = `~`Sleep`~`On`~`The`~`Side`~`+++++++

++++ Bone + Fish + Hospital = `~`Sleep`~`On`~`The`~`Side`~`+++++++

++++ Bone + Fish + Hospital = `~`Sleep`~`On`~`The`~`Side`~`+++++++

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

side diss

when someone slyly makes fun of you, in a deceitful and possibly passive aggressive way. most common in the american heterosexual dating world or in sororities.

There is one person who perfectly encompasses the intelligence that must come from behind the side diss, Barney from How I Met Your Mother.

“Wow, your confidence is inspiring. It’s like watching a chihuahua bark at a Great Dane—adorable, but… you know, pointless.”

by Penny Bluntwell January 2, 2025