Suicide Note 

The letter passed from one hand to another to give the thoughts and feelings ignored of the suicidee's mind after there death. Most of these people a destitute, alone, or have chosen to give up, or rich and cannot take the pressure. They are selfish people. Someone is writing one right now at I type most likley.

Giving explination to why, how, when, and who made this person feel they had no other way to stop the voices in there head. Many ar bi-polar, sctzo, or just plane fed up with being dealt a shitty hand. Most of these people believe thier failures and do not belong in the world, group, plain they exist and better could come of ending the pain. Holding in secerates as well for others that do not care the course of what has become of the secerate holder

(on the cover of an envelope wrapped around the neck of the person)Please give this Suicide Note to whom it belongs This person needed to say goodbye!

Suicide Note by imgoin2hell October 27, 2009

Suicide Doors 

Car doors that open backwards. In the early 1900s most cars were sold to elderly because they were the only people who could afford them. The term suicide door originated before Drinking and Driving became illegal.

While the car was still moving, an intoxicated driver would open the door to vomit and would be pulled out of the vehicle.

Grandpa opened them suicide doors to throw up and he got runned over by his own car.

Suicide Doors by mr_dinwiddie February 16, 2009

Suicide by cop 

A thing that most people don’t know and only heard it from rick and morty like me

That’s suicide by cop like from rick and morty

Suicide by cop by A guy who is very fat May 22, 2020

Suicide 

The easy way out

If your thinking bout suicide, say hi to satan for me.

Suicide by Maska-1sch May 23, 2020

Fruit Suit 

The suckass boyscout uniforms required by all scouts to wear. Usually consisting of short shorts, knee high socks, skin colored shirts with nipple buttons, and a fruity scarf, if you're not embarrassed while wearing it in public you're probably socially retarded.

Me: Hey Kevin! I noticed the scoutmaster was watching you as your balls hung out of the short shorts of your Fruit Suit today.

Kevin: Yeah, he made me rub bug lotion on his chest while we we're wearing our fruit suits and they just kinda slipped out of the short shorts like usual.

Me: Yeah, at least you don't have to wear your Fruit Suit when you two are sharing his sleeping bag together.

Fruit Suit by towerdark1999 November 21, 2009

Human Suitcase 

The act of putting all one's clothes onto a midget, putting them in roller skates, and dragging them through the airport as a carry-on

I got my wife a human suitcase for Valentine's Day, she loved it.

Human Suitcase by Stefon100 March 2, 2011

Green light suicide

To do one green light suicide is to run across the side of the street that is currently open, press the pedestrian button and run back to the other side of the street and press that button. This can be done in hopes that the light will change faster. To measure physical improvement, see how many you can do before the light changes and keep trying to improve your score at the same intersection.

Oh god i'm so out of shape, I could only do two green light suicides before the light changed. The antonym for green light suicide is a red light suicide.

Green light suicide by Denis Lachance January 14, 2009