Real estate

An authoritative source that is not on your side.

Real estate experts/people involved in real estate want to tell peole what to do and how to do it, but also pretend to be one of them.

by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

Unless your God isn't Real

You see how God is just tool they use to steal your intellectual property and credit from you and your likeness right?

Hym "Unless your God isn't real! In which case, God didn't create consciousness and that's just an opinion you have as an incest cultist and I created AI... OR... It DID... And I STILL created AI but I also rival God."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

A real bag of shit

A synonym for "Shitbag"

You are a real bag of shit.

by Gerhart Putt January 4, 2024

real nigga

some guy who is black and real

"Jamal is a real nigga"

by weirdguy_xd May 27, 2024

Real News

Something (usually a fact of some sort) that's incredible true.

An example of real news is that Emelie is an excellent friend and a really cool and awesome person.

Dude I have some real news for you

Yeah? Let's hear it

Ya know that chic Emelie? Yeah, she's dope as f*ck, and a great friend too.

by foldibjojk July 11, 2021

real

when you need to convey your loneliness in a single word

person 1: hey i justed watched taxi driver last night, its super relatable
person 2: real.

by Holiday_Choco January 17, 2023

real rose

A rose by any other name would probably be just as much a goofy kid.

A little girl with little or no life experience, perhaps still living off mommy and or daddy (if he claimed her). Still driving daddy’s Porsche?

a real rose wouldn’t blow so

by J-bird June 11, 2003