Purple heart

Some fuck shit that Sam and Jesse keep secret but will reference for jokes

Sam: look at the that

Jesse: Purple Heart
Me: what’s that mean
Both Sam and Jesse: we’d tell you if it wasn’t so awful

by Gilroysgotit October 18, 2025

Purple Rain

We are meth cookers and our neighbors seem to be catching on, it might be time to take them out.

I think it's time to Purple Rain these bi***s.

by notcm February 10, 2022

purple hayness

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2012

purple heart killshot

When smack talk is taking place amongst veterans and a former service member silences the back-and-forth by asking the antagonists how many medals they have? This will leave the antagonistic veteran completely silence as they just took a "Purple Heart Killshot" to the head.

Individual asking the question must have been awarded a Purple Heart or higher.

Uncle Colin was shit talking as usual, then out of no where, Ben hit him with the ol' Purple Heart Killshot. First time I've seen my Uncle shutdown like that.

by Fat C April 18, 2022

Purple Shlong

1.A 12 inch vibrating dildo that looks like a horsey dildo ;)

"Damn I was using a Purple Shlong last night cause my man just ain't enough."

by cjnenfjwnvanqw February 24, 2017

Purple-Toed

When a hypothetical person or president sneaks into your room and sucks your toes until they are purple and lifeless.

“Damn, is she okay? She’s walking funny.”
“Pretty sure she got purple-toed last night.”

by thursdaygirl October 11, 2023

Purple Gun

Also known as the "Streamliner", shoots a shit ton of bullets at a high rate only doing 6 damage per bullet. This one is reloadable, including Green Gun.

Mason Troy adams! (shoots camera with streamliner) MASON!!!! (keeps shooting camera with Purple Gun)

by PocketPallie April 9, 2022