penis jewice

A massive explosion of semen ejected from the penis at a high speed.

Damn, you got Penis Jewice in my eye.

by Shadow_assn March 7, 2005

Anti-penis

Female genitals. In other words: an inverted penis.

Jill is angry at her sister for stealing her earrings and says: "Your such an anti-penis!"

by Gabbsternater April 23, 2009

Mecha Peni

A very large, ribbed metal penis. It isn't attached to a person but yet has a mind of its own. It enjoys penetration of all sorts.

A dark shadow fell across the land, and everyone knew that the mecha peni had arrived.

by Sexxxx January 27, 2007

penis gazing

The act of looking over at someone's penis while using an adjacent urinal in the men's bathroom. See also penis gazer.

Example 1: Yo buddy, you can stop penis gazing any time now.

Example 2: That Porsche car club is primarily for penis gazing.

by CJ DUB May 22, 2008

penis whip

verb: To hit someone with your penis

noun: The act of penis whipping

I didn't believe him when he said he'd penis whip me if I didn't hand it over, but when his dick hit my head, I knew he wasn't joking.

He gave me a penis whip when I didn't return the controller.

by VeeLWS May 29, 2007

soft penis

Not erect. A wet noodle. Frowning Fred. Limp. Flaccid.

Man! Debbie won't like this soft penis! It's our honeymoon.

by irish cow17 November 8, 2014

Mattress Penis

After attempting to start some sexy times with your wife or girlfriend by rubbing your hard-on on her leg or against her back you get rejected or ignored, the respectable thing to do is hide your boner in the mattress by laying on your stomach.

Also referred to as Mattress Peen

I tried to sex up my lady last night but ended up with mattress Penis

by Can of Peas February 8, 2010