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Toilet paper

Something everyone needs to buy as much as they can of because coronavirus.
Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.
by Cow dog toy March 30, 2020
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Skippy the toilet

Dad: My son has been watching skippy the toilet for 9 hours straight, without eating, pissing, shitting, or even looking away from his iPad. Please, send help.

Son: Brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes *transforms into a toilet*

Dad: *gasp*

Son: There's nothing to fear, father. this is my new form, and I'll force everyone to accept it.
by skippythetoiletfan February 18, 2024
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Go clean toilet

Expression: A phrase used in multiplayer first person shooter games, to exclaim and project someone, most likely another player, as being terrible at the game.

It is used to project that the player who is terrible, may be better at cleaning toilet bowls, since it is usually looked down upon, hence making it clear that the player have came to the lowest of lows. Could be used as satire insult.
Distant relative of the famous expression "git gud".
Dude you are actually really bad
you are so bad haha go clean toilet haha one kill.
by ccphater10 September 29, 2021
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spaghetti toilet

The euphemism you use when your teacher bans the term "skibidi toilet." This definition is brought to you by my 9 year old little sister.
Teacher: That's it!!! No more talking about Skibidi Toilet in class!
Cocomelon Kid: I watch spaghetti toilet. :)
by a suspicious baka August 24, 2025
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Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet is made by Dafuq?!Boom (a YouTuber who animates in SourceFilmMaker). The plot is a singing Toilet fighting with a bunch of anthropomorphic media objects like Speakers and TVs. Skibidi Toilet can be classified as level 2 lobotomy for developing fears of going to the bathroom and forcing children from the generation Alpha to sing the repetitive anthem. To all parents reading this definition, please book a therapy for your child to save their innocence and mental health.
Hi, did you watch the singing toilets?

- You mean Skibidi Toilet? Yes, I did.
by SlammerGaming0 May 6, 2024
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Charlotte toilet

Someone: Hey whos that Charlotte toilet girl??

Me: Oh she eats poop ah CHOARLOTTE
by iewhejwdk April 8, 2022
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toilet ball

the floating ball in older style toilet mechanisms that float in the toilet tank to tell the valve when to stop filling
Can you buy a new toilet ball?
by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016
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