Arabian mud bath

Where mick let’s his poop dry on his ass and build up for two weeks then pulls it off like waxing his asscrack

Mick does a Arabian mud bath once a month

by Thereaperthatgoesdeeper November 6, 2018

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

mud funnel

another word for the asshole

yo this bitch was a total freak last night , she wanted me to choke her and talk all sorts of shit to her while we were banging ... then .. then !! she let me hit her in the mud funnel

by voodoo4426 October 31, 2011

Viral mud butt diet

When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.

'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'

Or

'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'

by nurse hotpants March 27, 2012

Mud-duck

A cocktail of bourbon, coke, and baileys Irish cream. Served over ice. It curdles when mixed, but tastes of rootbeer.

I had too many mud-ducks last night. Woke up with a nasty fucking hangover!

by Effingeffer May 23, 2018

mud daubing

The act of rubbing your penis between a person's butt checks bumping against their anus while never actually penetrating it and finishing by ejaculating onto their butthole.

I enjoy mud daubing my girlfriend knowing she is walking around with some of me between her cheeks.

by Tonto Rodriguez January 27, 2016

Mud shower

When you get a group of people and deficate on them like a shower or rain

I just had a huge mud shower

by Munt maxer February 12, 2024