A WOMAN (because women are amazing and beautiful and
hot) who is attracted to another WOMAN. Not MEN (because as charming as you think you are, you shouldn't keep harassing the
HOT ASS WOMEN that are attracted (and rightfully so) to other
HOT ASS WOMEN.)
We
don't like you Emily, or you Jacob. So let it go.
Or
Yes, Brooklyn, I'm still a lesbian. Yes, Brooklyn that crush on that guy that one
time was horrible and I am mentally scared. Yes, Brooklyn, God has let me live another day, and yes
Riley (who's a guy) I am going to make it your problem.