by R3al1ty March 5, 2019
Get the Kylingmug. The best and most intelligent person alive. However, a Kyle is not only intelligent, but very handsome and athletic. In fact, The average Kyle has an IQ of about 176 and a 4:21 minute mile! Additionally, I, a fellow Kyle, was announced as the Times Magazine 2006 person of the year! All in all, the information above is proof that ALL Kyle's are great, and that is why I think that the next president should be someone named Kyle.
Person 1: Hey man, I was wondering what the best name is.
Person 2: Kyle is a great name! In fact, did you know that the average Kyle is a billionaire?
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that. Now I know that the best name is Kyle.
Person 2: Kyle is a great name! In fact, did you know that the average Kyle is a billionaire?
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that. Now I know that the best name is Kyle.
by NotASpoon February 3, 2020
Get the Kylemug. A kid who swags like Fabulous and dances like Usher. All the people from neighboring cities are jealous of him
Conrad: Tch! I saw Kyle on my street the other day!
Taylor: What does he want? Told him I was gonna give him a ride in my Bentely to the new club
Arnie: Hiyo there!!! I got the new latest trend: a $1,000 Rolex with diamonds and sapphire!
Arnie: I got swagged out by Kyle
Taylor and Conrad: Woooaaah! Crap!
Taylor: What does he want? Told him I was gonna give him a ride in my Bentely to the new club
Arnie: Hiyo there!!! I got the new latest trend: a $1,000 Rolex with diamonds and sapphire!
Arnie: I got swagged out by Kyle
Taylor and Conrad: Woooaaah! Crap!
by Horsea for the party November 12, 2023
Get the Kylemug. 
The act of smooshing a swollen scrotum and small diddle out of the side of a red gstring that belonged your mothers, taking a photo and sending it to an unsuspecting female on the internet whilst wearing fishnets and thinking a glitchy female face filter will protect your identity.
by KR2024 March 4, 2024
Get the Kyle Rothmug. A Kyle is one of the sweetest, funniest, most patient, and most feeling guys in the whole world. The best Kyle’s have brown hair, gold hazel eyes, and super cool tattoos. Kyle’s smile is so powerful because they usually have had to brave a tough life. A Kyle is good at protecting himself because he has had to go through a lot. But you will always feel safe when you are with him because he will tell you he’ll protect you and you can feel it. A Kyle is a free spirit, naturally charming, and very creative. Honestly, once you meet a Kyle you’ll always compare every other guy to him and no one will ever measure up. Kyles are usually very playful and you’ll see that glimmer in his eye. If that isn’t there, you know something is up but he’ll do his best to play it down. Just know if you meet a Kyle he is going to steal your heart and you won’t be able to forget his beautiful soul and how much you’d like to kiss him. You might never get the chance because it is so fun to talk to a Kyle that hours pass by like minutes and you could keep talking with him forever. A Kyle is a mystery though and his calming voice will slow down time like magic. Be careful though because a Kyle will leave you missing him forever and your heart might just break because of how much you miss him. There is something incredibly sexy about a Kyle but he’ll probably make you feel so shy that it’s hard to show him how much you want him.
by thoughtfool November 12, 2024
Get the Kylemug. Hey man, wanna cigar it up tonight?
Nah. I have to work. I guess you'll have to have a Lonesome Kyle.
Nah. I have to work. I guess you'll have to have a Lonesome Kyle.
by NotAntonio January 6, 2022
Get the Lonesome Kylemug.