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June 4th

The day you forgot your kid was still in the car, then came back 3 hours later only to find that your kid drove the car away💀
Guy: “hey, did you hear that it’s June 4th?”
Other guy: “oh, that’s why I lost my car”
by Lord Ballp!t II June 1, 2024
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June 18

John : "it's June 18th"
Rebecca:"fine" *sends nudes*
by John Saskatchewan June 17, 2024
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International Leila Z Day (June 26th)

The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife

-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.
by CrissyIo June 26, 2024
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June 1st

yeah man its june 1st give head to tomas
by helmetonly May 21, 2022
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June 29th

Redhead crackhead bitch with great body's are born
Guy #1 Omg This girl was crazy at the bar
Guy #2 When is her birthday?
Guy #1 june 29th
Guy #2 that explains it😂
by IM guenis June 1, 2021
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June 12 2025

Kiss your bf/gf on the lips day.
“its June 12 2025, come here baby”
by datemeanings June 5, 2025
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hailey june

Hailey June is a loving (abusive) and amazing queen bestie 😍 Such a beautiful soul 😋
by yourmomisgayasf October 19, 2021
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