joness

joness simply means when something has gone a bit wrong....so joness!!

me : omg. i died this morning
you : joness!

by i <3 toast more than yoo <3 April 25, 2006

jonesin

Jonesin is when you talkin shit about somebody.

Man I was jonesin that nigga so bad he went crazy and tried to pop me.

by Alexandudegreat April 2, 2005

jonesify

adj. a great all around baseball player who sports a mustache
(in reference to Cleon Jones, World Series Champion Met and All-Star in 1969)
(jawn-zee-fee)

Darryl Strawberry was a jonesify back in the 80's much like Carlos Beltran is today

by Trinidad R May 22, 2008

Party at Joes

The act of being invited to a party in which you completely ignore the common household etiquette (don't be a douche,don't wipe your shoes on the couch,etc.) and proceed to fuck up the house by pissing on their sisters bed, stealing birthday presents, kicking holes in walls, breaking lights, throwing and hiding pizza everywhere, exploding sodas all over the porch, tagging up his garage door OG Loc style, and overall just fucking shit up.

Joe: Woah bro, what the fuck happened to my room?!

Bro: Damn bro! It looks like you just had a Party at Joes!

by Who The Fuck...? April 25, 2011

Janessa

Janessa is a mean person she will steal your crush or boyfriend she always wants the center of attention, be careful when you first meet her she will seem nice at first but once you get to know her she is a brat. She always wants to gossip about people. She may be spoiled but she is prettyish . She is smart. She has "friends" who don't wanna be her friend anymore. She tries to act cool and always flirts with boys. Other times she can be really nice but she is really smart also. So be careful what Janessa you meet. She always wants to be the teacher pet. She hangs out with a bunch of people and tries to fit in but no one likes her. She seems two-faced. She swears. And acts all innocent. She is so nice to her bffs but a snake to her other friends.

Jannessa is a brat. Jannessa is so nice and pretty. Janessa is so rude. Janessa swears a lot. .

by Bella rose.93 June 24, 2019

Jonesy joke

when something is said and only one person in group laughs, then the rest of the group laaughs at the first person who was laughing.

Doug said that he saw a rabbid cat fish, all of a sudden Beau started laughing. Greg then said "oh god, not another jonesy joke"

by Matt March 2, 2005

Janessa

A toxic stupid bitch who needs to shut the fuck up.

Boy: bro that girl is so toxic
Girl: she must be a janessa

by Chimthick July 20, 2020