internet history

the one thing you DONT want your parents looking through
(dad) son, we are gonna check your internet history

(son) (shit)
by stovO33 May 23, 2023
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The Internet Hyena's Grasp

The definition of either:

1) The Internet overinflating a trifle and milking it for every last ounce of content
2) Everyone and their gramma taking a current event and making a video about it

The word comes from the YouTuber W3TB who compares these actions to Hyenas ganging up on weak animals for food.
Pyrocynical was really ripped to shreds by The Internet Hyena's Grasp.
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internet hickey

When someone posts something within social media to 'mark' their partner/territory, either directly or in response to a reference to or by said partner.
1. Jane (checking in via Facebook): Having a wonderful dinner with my man, Dick.

Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

2. In a thread:

Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!

Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!

Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?

Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...
by Nykkolai February 23, 2017
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Internet chaos

When someone causes a war via saying something.
Friend one: Hey did you hear what blank said!
Friend two: What did they say?
Friend one: HE SAID PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS THE BEST KIND OF PIZZA!
Friend two: TIME TO CAUSE INTERNET CHAOS!
by Waffleing May 01, 2022
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internet melt

A person who obsessivly posts things/selfies on social media or acts like a roadman/rebel over the Internet.
Guy 1: Ugh have you seen Olivia's account recently?

Guy 2: Yes she posts way too much, her selfies aren't even that nice
Guy 1: The internet melt
by InternetMeltShutdown January 11, 2017
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black internet

it represents a bad connection of internet that is laggy or high ping
nigga, your internet is black.
this black internet is so slow.
by hotwheelsnigga August 22, 2023
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taco bell internet

Slow ass internet such as the kind you'd get from using the free WiFi at a Taco Bell.
Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.
by GDubz019 July 26, 2021
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