Burning bush

When you need to shave but don’t have a lot of time, you perform a burning bush, lighting fire to your pubes and watch them burn away like a forest fire

Shit, Des is going to be here in 5 minutes and I haven’t even shaved! I’m going to have to pull a burning bush!

by No giggling August 1, 2019

Assid Burn

The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:

a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals

passing the sphincter.

b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.

c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn

morning-after spicy dinner shit.

"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by

morning!"

"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid

burn!!"

"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn

jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"

by dbodude April 2, 2013

house burning down

vigorous anything! works particularly well with the sex act!

she was fucking him like a house burning down

hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!

he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Steven burns it

When you really mean something and you want people to know it’s true you Steven burns it

Yeh he really pushed him off a deck, I Steven burns it

by Noojo January 23, 2021

Paul burns

A man who is very easy to describe and define.

Who is Paul burns?
A man who works in an oil yard with stan and who loves the gym. Not a huge fan of Lundy,

by Jessiejott93 December 20, 2013

The C Burns

To like black huge cock in their mouth

Do you know what Melanie was doing last night?
Yeah, she was busy with The C Burns!

by darkdrop July 14, 2011

Columbian Rug Burn

When you drag your testicles across your rug, it gives you a big rug burn on your penis. After that, you pour bleach over the wound.

yo bro i just gave my self a Columbian Rug Burn last week

by Gay_faggot_swag25 April 29, 2025