"Rita, when are you going to give me a kiss?" asked Beta. Rita responds with "to the day hell freezes overwhile walking out the door of the room" leaving Beta depressed.
by jeffersonson October 17, 2019
it means that the person saying this is gay and wants to get fucked so hard that their intestines will jiggle and then want to suck some giant black cocks, also the person saying this is probably a femboy
by cactuspvp May 13, 2024
Wikipedia Hell is neither mere idea nor unknown reality, though it is as close to both as a benevolent razor to a neck. It exists as much as Facebook or your email address, less than poplar trees, Autumn, red wheelbarrows, and raindrops, and more than the color red or Communism. While it is supposed that Jesus can visit the page, as easily as any, visitors cannot find Jesus' Wikipedia page from here. Theoretically Jesus would also be unable to visit his own page.
by The Real Astan October 05, 2013
I don't bother with ANY religion --- Catholicism or otherwise --- and so I don't worry too much about "Hell merries". I just try to conscientiously follow the Golden Rule, and leave it at that.
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
Unbelievably bad sex.
by Didugetyourticketstothegunshow April 04, 2020
Drunk...Very drunk...so drunk you have to close one eye so you only see one set of lines on the highway to get yourself home. (Disclaimer: if your think drunk then you probably shouldn't be driving home in the first place)
by Robertpaulchapagne November 15, 2019
I went to the doctor and someone in the waiting room asked me if I go to church. When I said “no”, he started Hell Yelling at me. “You godless son-of-a-bitch, you are going to burn in hell forever.
by Kevitar December 26, 2019