Fake Cow

An older women who has breast implants.

"Hey vinny, how were her boobs?"
"She is a fake cow!"

by KittyCatPower February 9, 2012

fake valentine

when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine

Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..

by annanicole819 March 27, 2012

Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.

Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam

by Rybbo March 18, 2011

Fake Junt

A person that reps Shake Junt lifestyle, grip tape, etc. but pushes their skateboard "mongo" style like a goon.

JD: "Look at Mason pushing mongo. He is Fake Junt!"

by xxxPlanBxxx October 29, 2011

Fake Frape

When a person uses their own facebook to attack another individuals page but blame it on some one else "Fake Frape"

Comment 1 "You are really ugly"

Comment 2 " Sorry that was a frape by *****"

Fake Frape: Posting on someones wall using your own accoutn pretending to have been fraped by another person

by Damo Aye November 27, 2011

fake chinky

A person who looks chinese but yet is 0% chinese

Elise huckerby is a fake chinky beacuse she looks chinky but is not

by Eliseisachinky January 21, 2023

Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha

Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023