Dylan

He just has a huge cock. I mean its over whelming how huge his dick is i mean just massive

Charlie: oh hey Dylan I have such a small little chode, what does your s look like
*whips it out*
Charlie:wow it's like the size of my head, that's a big dick

Dylan:I know that's why you mom loves me

by asssaaaaaaaasdddddds January 4, 2018

Dylan

Dylan’s are typically great guys who definitely pack some extra hog. They’re funny and make for great company, but sometimes they’re stubborn and golf shitty courses 100s of miles from anything convenient. They’re also pretty bad at knockout city but with a little more practice they’ll one day be as good as people named Jake.

If you want to golf a shit course, call Dylan.

by Las colians sucks August 18, 2022

Dylan Mulvaney

The man who thinks he is a woman, dresses like a woman, talks like a woman, walks like a woman, squeaks like a woman and the one who singlehandedly took down a giant Bud Light by being zesty. Maybe something's wrong in the head? Maybe in the bowels, who knows?

Kyle: Man I don't even wanna drink a can of Bud Light after that fag Dylan Mulvaney drank it.
Ron: Yeah man, fuck Bud Light, fuck Dylan Mulvaney. Jeez, I can't fucking believe I used to drink the same beer as that faggot!

Kyle: Yeah man such a shame. Hey bro, wanna buy a ton of Bud Light and shoot em' down with a pair of M16 this weekend?
Ron: Sounds fun, I'll pay for the mess. Come on, get in the truck, we're gonna buy ourselves a lotta Bud Light

by Colton Boone June 25, 2025

Dylan Sherwood

A big sad man with little to no will to live or exist on this planet. He is naturally attracted to snakes as they substitute for his shortcomings in a sexual context.

OMG have you seen that Dylan Sherwood of a man, that's just really sad! 🚀🚀🚀

by BigBoyo6969 November 23, 2021

dylan

a dude with a very small penis and is very gay

me:do you want to have sex
(girl in front of Dylan about to say yes)
Dylan :yes i do,don't use a condom
(the very next second i killed myself)

by holy fuck i just ate pussy January 9, 2020

Dylan

The world’s biggest jackass.

Hey look at that guy. I bet his name is Dylan

by Adenthegoatfucker March 15, 2022

Dylan

A guy who goes to St-Lawrence college who wears a polo shirt and dress pants. Also wears glasses, and takes a business program.

You look like a Dylan

by Klossi September 7, 2018