Duck queef snort

When a female queef on a duck and hits it with a pot over and over till it dies
Yo John, I saw addy moser do a duck queef snort
by Fooberfrn August 08, 2021
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Lame Arse Duck

Similar to lame arse dick but less offensive.
Hi Mark and Joe:

Happy Lame Arse Duck day!

Hope you celebrate accordingly
by Letsplaydarts December 18, 2019
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Lee CY Duck

He has seven wives and he really wanted to sleep on the bed with them. He watches AV every day. He is a bit gay but he is kind. His first and second wives are Cho Duck and Siu Je. He likes to scream in other's ears.
Student A: I want to be Lee CY Duck's wife.
Student B: I'll tell him, he'll be so happy about that.
Student C: Don't be so 8745
Student D: I think you have mental problems.
Student E: Bruh!
by cho duck December 17, 2019
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Close but no ducks foot

When you are close to getting something but don't get it.
Close but no ducks foot to getting a Bullseye
by Quack-attack April 26, 2021
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Buttfuck a baby duck

When things have gone so wrong beyond "fuck a duck" status. Coined with the implication that pedophilia is one of the worst things to do as a human, coupled with the connotation of humiliation associated with the unwilling recepient of anal sex.
That stupid bitch had to loudly tell me, "Good luck on the statutory charges," in front of that playground. Buttfuck a baby duck.
by Farty McFucker March 16, 2009
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the duck quacks at midnight

A specific throwing technique (to cause an opponent to fall to the ground under the control of the thrower) developed to be used in the sport of Judo that involves the thrower to sacrifice his/her body to the ground in a rolling action during the throw.

The throw is not part of the original set of Judo techniques originally developed by Jigoro Kano. The only known practitioners of this technique learned it from the technique's creator, or one of his students.

Judo practitioners might consider the technique to be a combination/cross between yoko-gake, sumi-gaeshi, and uchi-maki-komi. Other practitioners may see a relationship to other known and accepted judo techniques. While the technique is not currently recognized as a legal throw for competition, there is no aspect of the throw, when done correctly, that violates the current International Judo Federation rules on acceptable actions, and does not contain any action prohibited by said body.

Credit for its creation goes to the Huntsville Judo Club of Huntsville, AL, its instructors, and students (past and present) who have worked diligently to fine-tune the mechanics and physics of the throw.
Sensei: Ok, now I'll teach you "The Duck Quacks at Midnight"
Student: tha wha?
Class: <laughter>
<Sensei demonstrates throw>
Class in unison: WHOA!
by Terristen June 09, 2009
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Lame Duck Film

A theatrical movie, usually a major blockbuster, that runs past it's designated release season (i.e. summer releases playing into fall, holiday movies in January or later, etc.) to the point where only a few theaters are showing them anymore, and there are usually less than ten people in the audience, and chances are most of them already saw it during it's initial release period.
Jane: Hey you wanna catch that new superhero flick this weekend?

Bob: I don't know, the theaters will be awfully crowded since it'll be just coming out. Let's wait a month or so until it becomes a lame duck film.
by GaaraoftheDamned November 21, 2013
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