Similar to a standard skull-fucking, with a delightful twist. The difference being that during your hemorrhoidal flare-up you turn around 180 degrees and slam your ass into her forehead. Her natural reaction will be to move the grapes away so the puss doesn’t drip into her eyes.
Our typical skull-fucking was getting old, so we progressed to the concord grape handler.
It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.
It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.
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To be both a conformist and a hypocrite at the same time.
Conformist = Conform
Hypocrite = Ocrite
What a combination. It's basically when you find a person that will say he hates something in order to "fit in", and then find out it's actually cool, and then proceeds to do whatever is considered "cool" (The thing the person just said they hated).
Very rare, but if you know someone very well, a lot of them can sometimes be The Great Conformocrite.
To be both a conformist and a hypocrite at the same time.
Conformist = Conform
Hypocrite = Ocrite
What a combination. It's basically when you find a person that will say he hates something in order to "fit in", and then find out it's actually cool, and then proceeds to do whatever is considered "cool" (The thing the person just said they hated).
Very rare, but if you know someone very well, a lot of them can sometimes be The Great Conformocrite.
Wow look at that creature being The Great Conformocrite. OH you mean Jason Kjell?! Oh yeah, he's gay.
Jason Kjell Says: Dude, I think having destroyed ripped up pants looks super homoish.
(We leave for X-mas break, then come back to school.)
The creature Jason Kjell is all prepped out, doing exactly what The Great Conformocrite would do.
(Jason Kjell is also a pussy-bitch.)
Jason Kjell Says: Dude, I think having destroyed ripped up pants looks super homoish.
(We leave for X-mas break, then come back to school.)
The creature Jason Kjell is all prepped out, doing exactly what The Great Conformocrite would do.
(Jason Kjell is also a pussy-bitch.)
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Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.
Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.
Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.
Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.
Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.
Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.
Girl: "Gosh you're acting like a Thomas Michael Fucking Conner right now Derrick!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"
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