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stage boner

a term used for when a person feels attraction to another person while that person is performing/singing
devin gives me such a stage boner!

when josh was singing that one note i got a massive stage boner!
by morrisgillian June 15, 2018
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bacon boner

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.
(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.
by bacon3490745 May 23, 2012
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Sad Boner

Feeling when you are really sad about something, however, your body still have place for a boner, but it feels different than a regular boner, its just like the power of sadness is in there in your cock, it's a Sad Boner.
I was really down for my wife cheating on me, but then some porn appeared on my newsfeed and man, I had such a Sad Boner.
by Barracuda Dan November 26, 2017
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lady boner

"petes new blond hair gives me such a lady boner (schwing)"
by Manboobsrsexy February 3, 2015
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Pull a Boner

To commit suicide. Inspired by Andrew Koenig (Boner of Growing Pains)
Please Sean, step off the ledge. We don't want you to 'Pull a Boner'.
by Kurt Barlow February 28, 2010
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Ass Boner

When you get fucked so hard in the ass you pop a boner.
Dude:i got ass boner so hard, it went to far in now i got a boner!!
by skghruighauihgauigbp April 17, 2009
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Belt Boner

when a male is wearing a belt,and his pants get pushed up, giving the apperance of a boner, giving the wrong impression to ppl
dude pull ur shirt down, you got a belt boner and tht ugly girl thinks you like her
by Shiver569 April 6, 2009
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