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Jonas Brothers 

A terrible pop rock group that consists of 3 guys; nick, the 15 year old with a that everyone wants to marry, joe, the "funny" one that has extremely large eyebrows and tans too much, and last and definitely least kevin, the 20 year old that no one likes.

Even though Nick has a relatively good voice (he doesn't use it at all though; he just screeches and whines when he "sings"), their music sucks. the jobros can't come up with anything but whining about stupid relationships. their lyrics are meaningless, the sound is unoriginal, and the videos are incredibly cheesy.

everyone will forget about these idiots in 5-8 years because by then they'll be old and disney will have found a new boyband that they can make another billion dollars off of.
obsessed idiotic 13-year old girl: omg! the jonas brothers are SOOOOO hot and talented!!! i love them!!! they're so deep!!

intelligent teenager: um, no, dude. sorry, but the jonas brothers are conformist and probably never even considered writing about anything real or important like finding your sexuality or how we can improve the world... they're self absorbed freaks. all they do is whine when they sing, nick has THE worst hair known to man, and joe looks like he's mexican he tans so much.
Jonas Brothers by nietzsche freak September 30, 2008
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Brothers 

if you dont like them, go bang their girlfriends
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Brothers by crazychisel January 2, 2011

Jonas Brothers 

A band composed of Three homos, Who are claimed to be such a great band but really sound like a Five year old having a bad day on the toilet. The Show No talent on any of the insturments theyu play and in the next 2 years Disney will most likely get rid of them.
Little johnny is having another Jonas Brothers day!

brotherbird88 

A endangered bird like species, it's currently known to be keep it's cool, but also be retarded at the same time. It's capable of taking a large shit and eating shit as well, as its parents fuck it all day long.
"Man I sure feel fucking bad for that brotherbird88 guy, he gets fucked everyday!'
brotherbird88 by Le asian March 26, 2019

Tsunami Brothers

Group on Suburban Noize Records made up of D-loc & Bobby B of Kottonmouth Kings.
"Tsunami Brothers droppin' that Tsunami bomb on that ass!"
Tsunami Brothers by Savoy April 11, 2005

V Card Brothers

When you and a friend lose their virginity on the same night.
Friend 1: "Bro, you lose your v card last night?"

Friend 2: "Fuck yeah man! I'm a big boy now!"

Friend 1: "Bro, I did too!"

Friend 2: "No fucking way! We're V Card Brothers!"

Black Dagger Brotherhood 

An amazing brotherhood of vampires committed to protecting their species from lessers. The brothers are BAD ASS, super sexy, sarcastic, and terrifying. You'll often find them fighting, planning, making love to their shellans, or at ZeroSum.
Have you read the Black Dagger Brotherhood novels? They're fierce af.