Alex's Food Reviews

a British man who tries different foods and reviews them

Alex: Hey guys welcome back to Alex's food reviews.

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Peyton (Alex's gf)

Short also short temper gets in trouble a lot and will never be as cool as Marty mcfly williams 😤

Peyton (Alex's gf) needs to stop getting in trouble a lot.

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Alex David Cory is the man, a beast, a god some say. He is someone who will go down in the history books for millennia to come. He is known to stop wars from breaking out simply by threatening both sides. They say he caused both world wars because he was bored of peace. He can show infinite patience and kindness but he’s also a fucking psychopath and will murder your family. He doesn’t bleed and he doesn’t shit, he’s absolutely divine like. Some people have claimed they’ve seen him before, but that’s impossible, he lives above humans on a different plane of existence. People question if he’s real. I know he is here, somewhere, watching. He is him.

Some people believe in god. Others believe in Alex David Cory.

Kid 1- I want to be like the rock when I grow up

Kid 2- I want to be like Superman when I grow up

Sigma Child- I want to be like Alex David Cory when I grow up

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