Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.

“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”

by Raunchy Rawls October 6, 2023

Alabama Finger Trap

When a partner puts one finger up your urethra and another on their opposite hand up your butt. More engaging if the penetrating party pretends they can't pull their fingers out

Person A: I've never had an Alabama Finger Trap that tight since my wife passed.
Person B: God rest her soul. Is that why you wanted to hook up at the funeral home?

by ToiletsAblaze420 October 7, 2023

Alabama surprise party

When you are at the airport and you have to return your rental and have cases of beer left and can’t find the trash, you just find a pick up with stickers you like and put all the beer in the bed of their truck.

Me and Nick were late for our flight and had about 2 cases of beer left, so we found a sweet Dodge Ram with a huge realtree sticker and gave them an Alabama surprise party.

by Big daddy Gaddy October 20, 2023

Alabama Burnout

When she’s eating his ass and he leaves a skid mark on her face.

She ate my ass so good I lost control and left her an Alabama Burnout.

by Ruckus Rawson October 23, 2023

Alabama Jackpot

Scoring a threesome at a family reunion.

Jimmies gene pool got a little muddy after the Alabama Jackpot.

by Sp5 October 23, 2023

Alabama twerking

The act of twerking but just not doing it the way it should be done. Although it can look sexy as hell in return it can be mistaken for humping a goldfish. This act is also known as the Nathan Fisher..

I seen this homeless guy by the exit ramp doing the Alabama twerking for cigarettes.

by Twerkinggoldfish October 28, 2023

Alabaster Refuse

n. - proper - The type of garbage you see all the time on daytime television.

"I'm so tired of flipping through all these channels of nothing but endless Alabaster Refuse...more garbage for the dustmen!"

by k80theshade October 31, 2023