Steve: Angela and I only do it in the butt. She wants to save herself until she's married.
Mike: Oh, she's a Kansas City virgin!
Mike: Oh, she's a Kansas City virgin!
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(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)
(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)
P1: "Did you lose your virginity last night?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"
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My immaginary "friend":Dude,i got laid yesterday! You're never gonna get pussy like me dude.
Me: Like,excuse me for being a virgin.
Me: Like,excuse me for being a virgin.
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Get the cannabis virgin mug.Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.
I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapist’ for free.
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