fush n chups

New Zealand or Maori pronounciation of fish and chips.

"Kiwis speak retarded english."

by Nezbit. December 5, 2004

poke 'n choke

When a man anally penetrates a man or woman in the doggystyle position, whilst they orally please another male partner.

We totally poked 'n choked Stephanie hardcore last night! (high five ensues)

I love doing the good old poke 'n choke with John Green's mom and dad.

by Andy April 6, 2004

glock n shock

The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.

Watch out for David's glock n shock!

by Kamen December 14, 2008

Bait N' Tackle

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!

I gotta get some bait n' tackle before I rape a bitch.

by loki581 May 28, 2003

tap n' board

tap is a acronym for tongue, ass, penis. the sexual encounter begins by the female partner licking the male partner's entire body with her tongue (there is room for experimentation and adventure here). Then the next two steps are connected. the female partner straps on a penis and proceeds to sodomize the male partner (aka will butt-fuck the shit out of him). after this portion of the sexual transaction, the female partner "boards" the male partner. the tap n' board is complete when the male partner "seals the envelop".

*disclaimer: try at your own risk. shit could get weird fast.

yo my man, big cat, you walkin kinda funny - did your bitch tap n' board you last night?

she may or may not have...

by -----tap-- February 21, 2010

PB n' Jesus

When a Catholic decides to ditch Sunday mass and instead have their own 'communion' in the comfort of their own home by way of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.

Phil: Hey brah, what do you think you're doing ... shouldn't you be at mass?

Joseph: Naw brah, screw that. That damn communion bread wasn't gonna fill this playa up. Naw ... I decided to stay home for a good ole PB n' Jesus!

by wxflurry June 7, 2011

Jump n Jack

When a couple is having sex with the girl on top unprotected and he cannot pull out being that he is on the bottom. She will proceed to jump or move as quickly as she can off of his penis and jack him off. Hopefully to prevent pregnancy.

I was about to cum, so i warned her, and she Jump n jack 'ed me off!

by louhoo December 26, 2009