Hemmoratic rage

A condition in which one suffers so much discomfort, itching , burning and pain from a hemorrhoid they form a psychosis of anger and rage.

The wooden diner booths gave so much discomfort, the man / woman experienced Hemmoratic rage and trashed the restaurant.

by anonymous March 25, 2024

tennis rage

an out-of-body experience of indescribable rage. this level 11 anger is normally first discovered when you actually play tennis for the first time and realize you actually suck at tennis.

I can’t believe he did that to me. Now every time I see him I get filled with tennis rage!

by olivanut July 13, 2025

straight rage

Pretending to be straight but really being a closet homosexual.

Josh tried hitting on the girl at the party but his straight rage kicked in and he became flaccid.

by fliedlice October 20, 2015

rage

What angry usually fortunate gamers say when their losing

Jason: OH MY GOD, THIS GAME IS MAKING ME RAGE!

by Dumb Dolly March 15, 2019

Eject Rage

1. Becoming angry at a PC game and ejecting it as fast as possible, usually before exiting the program. This can be considered a form of "vidya rage".

2. Continuously hitting the eject button on a laptop, computer, etc. when the piece of crap piece of electronics "eats" your CD and won't give it back.

1. I had a case of eject rage when I lost in an hour-long match in Starcraft. I'm not playing that stupid game for a while.

2. My computer grinded and grinded trying to load something while I was having eject rage. It finally gave my CD back before the damn thing crashed.

by aandc August 29, 2010

raging yoshi

a very angry small cock... best to avoid

Damn u got a raging yoshi!

by u shit fuck January 8, 2012

low rage wednesday

the need to keep your anger down mid week, so that you don't kill your co workers.

The doctor, angered by the repetitive questions asked by his staff, took a deep breath, said "its low rage Wednesday" smiled, and walked back in the exam room.

by MA annonymous September 4, 2016