Filter Fuck

When someone uses so many filters on a photo, it becomes unrecognizable.

Person 1: Dude have you seen my mom's post on Instagram?
Person 2: Yeah I didn't even know it was you until I looked closer, she Filter Fucked that picture.

by F1SHPASTE November 2, 2020

oopsie fuck

1. When you accidentally fuck someone who you shouldn't have, and it has the possibility of fucking everything up.

Damn, that guy was such an oopsie fuck.

by keg1234 November 21, 2021

fuck suit

a suit you wear right before or directly after one fucks

Hey babe now that I came I need to go put on my fuck suit

by all.red May 30, 2017

national fuck day

a day where you can have sex with a guy without saying no homo

dude1 hey happy national fuck day. dude2 did you bring the condoms

by ytsspecter May 6, 2019

Fuck

Fuck comes from Fornication Under Consent of the King. In the Middle-Ages in England you needed to ask permisson from your king to make children.

Dear Lord and saviour, my King,

Do I, a humble farmer, have ye consent to fornicate and have little babies with me lady?

Sure, why not. Who invented this ridiculous law?!

U did, me sire.

From now on U will just say Fuck, and do it, without my consent.

by KeizerKakkebroek December 30, 2019

Fuck you gordon

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

kentucky fucked

To be thoroughly owned in a manner caused by a complete lack of decorum.

Our bio finals were to present on any topic that was related to biology. A group was presenting on types of protection for sex. Not once did they refer to any body parts or fluids by their scientific names. So, yes; they literally had "dick," "cum," and "pussy" on slides and read off them. Everyone kept glancing over at our professor, who had this look like he was just constantly cleaning his glasses because he couldn't believe what he was witnessing. They got Kentucky fucked on grading.

by ellkay April 19, 2020