workness 

Something you do at your occupation or carrier.

Keep your workness area free of cluter

workness by steviemarie August 18, 2013

Workzone Super Trucker 

A driver of a mega-fleet truck incapable of maintaining the speed limit on an open road who will often be seen maintaining their maximum speed through construction zones in an attempt to pass and makeup time.

That Werner driver sure is a workzone super trucker. Look at him go!

Workzone Super Trucker by ScorpDX April 16, 2014

WorkieVerse

A community exposing a drug spurred, doxxing, woman and children threatening person on YouTube.

SquareWorksMedia on YouTube feeds the WorkieVerse daily !

WorkieVerse by Squareworkmedia October 28, 2022

The Kim Kardashian Workout

Boning a black guy. This was her first workout video predating the "Fit in your Jeans by Friday" ones.

John: Hey Sally! Are you ready to go workout?

Sally: Sorry John, im still sore from doing the Kim Kardashian Workout last night

John: ...

The Kim Kardashian Workout by Demonpr22 June 1, 2011

"get rich quick" scheme that really works 

Simple --- just publish a book that merely **claims** to tell you how to "get rich quick", sell lots of copies to greedy naive hopefuls, and then retire to a posh villa in Tahiti on the royalties.

I have developed a "get rich quick" scheme that really works, but you'll hafta shell out a small fortune for my book and da related materials in order to succeed.

"get rich quick" scheme that really works by QuacksO September 2, 2018

Workabout

A type of purposeful stride used in an office when wanting others to falsely perceive how busy and industrious you are. Usually accompanied by a facial expression of faux concern whilst carrying some non-descript documents.

"I've seen Rodney from the 2nd Floor pass by here three times today. I think he's on Workabout"

Workabout by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Worky Boy Smile 

The act of performing a queer fake grin to give the illusion of enjoying a job or career when in fact you hate the shit out of it. It is usually spotted as it is ingenuine and manufactured. You will also realize a worky boy smile when it looks as if someone just took a huge shart in their pants and they realized they are going to have to sit in it the rest of the day at their desk with the possibility of their co-workers discovering they shit themselves like a little baby.

Guy 1: Man I am having a great life. (worky boy smile)

Guy 2: Yeah it really looks as if you are enjoying your new job.

Guy 2: Turns to whisper to his friend in the next cubicle – Man that guy looks fucking miserable and like he just sharted all over himself. By the way do you smell that?

Worky Boy Smile by Smusher March 15, 2010