Smile boner

Noun:
A smile that is clearly noticeable to others and lasts for 5 minutes or longer.

I had the most amazing time with my boyfriend tonight! He gives me such a smile boner that I can't contain it!

Have you had your smile boner today?

by Stickart95 January 09, 2018

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Satisfaction boner

When something that somebody says or does turns you on so much you get a boner

Wow the way that Clarissa woke me up gave me a satisfaction boner

by Daddy mc dick in yo ribs May 21, 2018

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Boner basher

1) an individual or animal who interrupts your wank sesh causing you to become flacid
2) an unfortunate event that rewins you're awesome plans or bad ass current situation inturn making it negative or ending it altogether

1) My dog can be a real boner basher, I was mid way through flogging the log and it was becoming nice and stiff untill my dog ran into the sliding glass door startling me .

2) my bother is a real boner basher, I was 3rd gear pinned doing a hill climb on my yfs 200 and I get a call his truck crapped out and needs a tow

by beaner master98 September 13, 2016

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Boner dance

When a guy gets a boner and tries to casually adjust it without catching anyone's attention.

Mike and I were cuddling and he totally did the boner dance.

by Sonofabean May 29, 2014

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Competency Boner

It's when someone's doing something that they're highly proficient at, and you find that attractive

i see you doing the thing that you know how to do oh so well and THAT'S attractive

I saw them and they started talking about their favorite subject, and now i have a competency boner

i saw him performing and now i got a competency boner

by zaraT March 28, 2023

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