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William Cornfangle

The act of placing a jar of one's own semen on the top shelf of a cabinet so that children think it is mayonaisse, then right when it falls down the cabinet onto the childs head, getting an old woman to vomit on the child's armpit.
I gave my kid a William Cornfangle last night for spilling orange juice.
by mikey steel July 6, 2008
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William Nilliam

She started drafting trust funds and investment portfolios for her pets and houseplants all William Nilliam
by Doctor Swank July 31, 2022
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William Bogle

William Bogle: Haaland trash, i like big beefy men such as Darwin Nunez
by Beefydestroyer November 25, 2022
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William Stone

Oops, I definitely kissed him in the woods and streaked and played spin the bottle in Chatmoss back in 2007.
His mom was like WILLIAM STONE I'MMA BEAT DAT ASS
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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Morgan Williams

Small, very good at football, great sense of humour 😂
by Crewealex November 5, 2020
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William

The absolute pinnacle of the human form, if this person with the name is near you, you must bow down immediately. As soon as he enters a room a orchestra of trumpets plays his theme. Any William you meet is an absolute Chad, an alpha male, the elitist of the human kind.
Emma: Did you see that guy over there, he's so HOT
Sarah: Ya I know right, he's such a William
by WassabiBot November 23, 2021
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