Top Waffler 

When Someone chats the most sh** 💀

U see Dan, yeah he’s a Top Waffler
#chatsmostshit #topwaffler

Top Waffler by SudaniMelon February 3, 2019

Sympathy Waffles 

Roommate feels sympathy for one or more roommates after he/she engages in vigorous sex which results in keeping entire residence awake. Roommate in question makes waffles for everyone affected.

After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.

If you are going to continue to keep me awake at night, i expect the sympathy waffles to continue!

Sympathy Waffles by Molsonbeaver July 30, 2019

Twat wafflery 

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.

John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.

Twat wafflery by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021

Belgian Waffles 

Waffles from Europe. Usually covered in whipped cream, fruit, and/or large sugar crystals.

Damn, Marty! Those are some good ass Belgian Waffles!

Belgian Waffles by BeerOlympian August 11, 2021

teal__waffles 

Teal__waffles is teal__waffles… you can use it as “dumb” too.. but.. only do that if you know teal__waffles

If you know teal__waffles: YOU ARE TEAL__WAFFLES!!!
If you don’t know teal__waffles: t-t-teal..__w-waffle-es

teal__waffles by Teal of waffles August 30, 2021

waftle

A fart contained in a cloth chair so that it can be savored each time you or another sits down.

Damn dude, that was one fine waftle you left for me.

waftle by Anonymous ADVrider November 5, 2008

waffelier 

A professional chef responsible for the handling, production, and distribution of waffles at brunches and other catered events.

I thought I was done eating, but then the waffelier started the griddle back up.

waffelier by ElBourjito September 25, 2011