ur mom

Typically another word for "funny"

Arcimela: ur mom
Nothing Da Thing: lol

by b.link/gang August 8, 2020

Ur mom

A goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in .2 seconds

Imagine if ur mom gave me the slurp durp 4000

by Hejahqj August 17, 2020

Ur mom

A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass

Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale

Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

ur mom

A fucking stupid sentence that nobody fucking likes.

Guy: Where is Old Zealand?
some random kid: Ur Mom

by L.KUDFHGDSL June 8, 2020

UR MOM

its ur mom duh

ur mom gay

by CHOOCHOOTRAIN123 June 9, 2020

ur mom

look, I know you´re just a 10-year-old kid that somehow ended up here. shouldn't you have school now?

kid 1: haha lol i roasted you
kid 2: ur mom

by a guy named adam June 11, 2020