twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Twat

Rich Layzell

Rich Layzell is a twat

by Aunslaue September 5, 2023

twat mist

An evaporation of pussy juices.

I walked into a strip club and there was nothing but a fog bank of twat mist in the air.

by Ashb525 September 6, 2016

An twat

Name of a person with a small penis that enjoys giving oral sex to females while fingering there anus

He an twat Ed me

by Fftjjdtj August 18, 2022

Twat

Twitter activist.

Offended by everything big and small, a twat must get on Twitter to tweet.

by Ikeaboy January 24, 2019

twat-hawk

When a someone drops an object, i.e. cell phone, keys, wallet, etc. at the feet of a female and proceeds to pick the object by reaching through the legs of said female by brushing in proximity to the no no region.

that super cute girl sitting at the bar is giving me the eye, I think I'll go drop my keys an twat-hawk her for an ice breaker

by 74 meows June 4, 2015

Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.

Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.

by twew March 10, 2021