by Always carry a cryon when trav April 29, 2024

by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020

Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.
Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!
by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

When your so drunk and high that you strip off and piss on your friends table and get caught by an underage drunk girl
by Kitro666 August 24, 2023

He is a incredibly sad boy who is surrounded by those who hate his guts and tell him constantly however despite these obvious facts that he is ever doomed to the ever growing loneliness that is the tissues and lubricant on his desk as well as the loli tentacle hentai displayed constantly on 1 of his monitors while the other one is a cycle of oiled up big black men he continues to push on hoping that one day he will be able to break out of his constant misery that is his life. To summarise this series of unfortunate events which he does deserve he is and will always be Alone, unloved and unwanted.
i would feel bad for my friend Tom Branes life although he does deserve it as his name is Tom Barnes.
by sphinx909 July 5, 2023

A werid man who if he is not out finding his dad he is on a table simping for a girl who doesn’t like him. If you confront this man on what he is doing you won’t get far because he will speed of on his sisters wheelchair. Rumour has it this man’s father ran away as soon as he realised Tom Denman looked like a lanky Troy tynnan
by Kendo dd January 22, 2022
