I’ve got the shits 

(1) A condition in which faeces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form.

(2) When a person has explosive diarrhoea.

“Ohh Janet Quick Open Door T’Bog I Think I’ve Got The Shits”

I’ve got the shits by Shitter001 April 11, 2019

voiding the warranty 

See masturbate.

Jim was busy voiding the warranty when his mom walked in.

voiding the warranty by General Phillips November 19, 2009

vacuuming the carpet

Woman giving her man a blowjob.
Giving getting head
Knob job

I can't believe she would vacuum your carpet.
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So Shelly did you vacuum his carpet yet?
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No one vacuumed my carpet that deep before Teresa.
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Don't interrupt me she is vacuuming the carpet.

vacuuming the carpet by FatherTimeWarp November 27, 2011

Vanessa the finessa 

A girl that does guys really dirty

Wow that Vanessa is a true finessa she's defo Vanessa the finessa

Vanessa the finessa by Vanessa the finessa June 2, 2018

vagina to the china 

exerting yourself to the point of extreme involvement.

female version of "balls to the wall"

steve: "wow that was an awesome catch!"

carl: "yeah dude, she really went vagina to the china that time"

vagina to the china by JimmyO'face December 2, 2010

inside the heads of USMC Vets 

An unorganized group of dysfunctional fucks that troll, masturbate to WM pics, drink more alcohol than is humanly possible and gun on the keyboard. You can call the admins cocksuckers and you will not get banned.

Hey Billy! Stop trying to kiss some stuck up slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucking admin ass ring and check out "inside the heads of USMC Vets".

inside the heads of USMC Vets by usmcgman November 10, 2014

the world is a vampire 

A lyric from the beginning of "Bullet with butterfly wings" by Smashing Pumpkins.

1. Reference to how unfair or evil humanity has been to you in your endeavours.

2. A call and response. When you hear these lyrics sung, you must respond with the proceeding bass riff. Yes, this requires you to know the song. You may then proceed, if you like, to sing the next line of lyrics. This, however, is not encouraged as it can be seen as taking the joke "too far". Many lulz are then had, followed by discussion of how awesome the Smashing Pumpkins band are.

1. Guy1: "Today, not only did my girlfriend of four years reject my marriage proposal. She made out with another guy in front of me."
Guy2: "That really does blow dude. The world is a vampire."

2. (Dude approaches group of friends)
Dude: "The world is a vampire" (sung)
Group of friends: "do do do do dooobee dooo."

the world is a vampire by Swordykinsh March 21, 2010