side gf

A female who’s with a guy who already has a gf but when the female and him are together and talking they basically date behind his gf’s back

his homeboy: who’s that

him: oh that’s my side gf

by xxxzeyon May 16, 2022

side jobby

The side jobby is a sexual move where two or more men stand on either side of someone (usually another man) who is on their knees, and smack and thrust their penis om and around the ear canal.

Last night these 6 guys at the bar gave me a side jobby.

by MangekyoJesus May 17, 2017

Side mission

When you get distracted and do something that you need to do but have been putting off in the middle of another task. Like cleaning the toilet mid getting laundry together. Side-mission.

I completed a side mission today. Instead of finishing putting the dishes away, I made a cake!

by Jesjo January 28, 2024

Bell side

When a person with blue balls gets the larger one squeezes so hard they yell.

I did the bell side when domming someone yesterday. He yelled so loud he almost passed out.

by Drakkonism June 5, 2024

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Side bop

Lauren lanigan

“Lauren lanigan is a side bop”

by Uatreesh April 14, 2025

Side Wiper

A person who stands up horizontally in the direction of the toilet to wipe their own ass.

As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.

by The dumper jumper February 14, 2023