red spanner

Oxy-acetylene torch/welder. Called a red spanner due to its versatility.

Go and get the red spanner to cut that piece of bar

I used the red spanner to weld that bit of pipe

by mickwheelz July 13, 2009

red checkers

It occurs when your nuts are raw and chafed from a full night or weekend of nonstop hot sweatty sex.

Can also occur on long or rainy motorcyle rides

"Hey John, Why ya walking funny? Red Checkers?'

Yup, My ol' lady was a wildcat last night.

by critter911 March 2, 2010

The red volcano

Its when you put hot sauce on your genitals and ejaculate in a girls anal cavity then she pushes it out.

Guy: hey what happened to our texas pete
Guy2: I did the red volcano to this girl I met at the bar last night.

by tuckermax101 December 1, 2009

Red Paratroopa

Those semi-smart enemies from Super Mario Bros. The only

difference from Green Paratroopas is that they don't commit

suicide when reaching a cliff, they turn around..then jump around some more.

Bowser: Of course all our Green Paratroopas are dying, only the Red Paratroopas turn around!

Goomba: Sir, that's so stupid...

by Mepman January 12, 2011

hazy red

a strain of marijuana grown in the east Andes mountain range, this strain is said to be an extremely dank cross between wakiki queen and california skunk, produces a mellow long lasting high

Stoner 1: Nigga i copped a o of some good. Its hazy red. u wanna go chief?
Stoner 2: HAZY RED? OHH SHYT NIGG LEGGOOOOO

by DaGanjaLord420 March 30, 2011

the jolly red's

the jolly red's are a sign of a life well lived and enjoyed but show on one's face by having a beet red nose and cheeks

oh, that's my uncle david...he's got a mean case of the jolly red's. he's been drinkin' his whole life but is still such a happy good old man!

by chachachavez September 23, 2010

Red Crash

An extremely potent strand of weed, that once you have smoked it, proceeds to knock you unconscious.

Oh dude, the Red Crash is hitting me, I am about to pass out.

by Bugabooo April 22, 2009