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pussy syndrome

An affliction that effects men everywhere. Symptoms are similar to PMS, but much more extreme. They include nagging like a bitch, complaining about irrelevant events, and inability to continue being a productive human being. They also include weeping and moaning and other forms of whining.
"Is Mike coming to the bar with us?"

"Nahh. He came down with a case of pussy syndrome and is staying home to watch Glee."
by SuperfreakingAfricanman January 21, 2014
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Rainbow Pussy

When you put skittles/M&M's inside a girls pussy and the juices come out rainbow colored
Rainbow pussy is deleicious
by Buggybumper22 February 15, 2018
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pussy packet

A term defined by a friend of mine, to mean drugs that have been hidden in a female's vagina, usually a female drug dealer, to hide them from cops.
Person 1: Did you go see your dealer?
Person 2: Yeah, she gave me a pussy packet.
by Circlip January 13, 2006
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squid pussy

A pussy with large flaps that hang out like tentacles
Dam dude that chick had mad squid pussy was soooo gross! I couldnt go down on her!
by JyahC July 5, 2016
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Pussy Footing

When a person keeps trying to stall or change the subject of a conversation; usually when a person is trying to hide something from you
John: "Hey, do you like Amy?"
Zack: "Well, I do, but I like her like my sister, you know? We're really good together, but I would never do anything to her, and-"
John: "Dude, quit Pussy Footing and get to the point."
by FACE! SNAP! March 9, 2010
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California Pussy

The best pussy on earth, wettest, not too hairy, and tastes so good.
I love California Pussy, I never get tired of it.
by SexyLezbo December 23, 2008
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pussy claw

Often seen in older women when they squat down and their vagina opens up and the claw comes out, like in one of those kid's carnival games where you move the claw to try to get a stuffed animal. Sticky like a wacky wall walker, it often goes for loose dollar bills.
Look at that aging porn star bent over Ron Jeremy--her pussy claw is out and ready to grab something!
by pete from reno December 19, 2008
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