Nut-mugged

Nut-mugged (Nut-mugging), When one's nuts (testicles) are mugged. This can involved being raped or just through hard sex. This term may also be used in the instance that one has just lost disgracefully.

1. 'Jesus, I only went to the shops for a pint of OJ and I got nut-mugged by a midget on the way.'

2. 'I got completely nut-mugged by this bitch last night...'

3. 'Oh for fucks sake, why do we always get nut-mugged at football!'

by Matt-the-twat March 10, 2008

slack nut

when some is slacking off or doing a bad job..

haha look at george being a slack nut no more weed for him it make him.. i think hes gay.... yeah look how hes fondaling mr.shanks over there..

by kksdjaj aas f a September 1, 2006

nut butt

The space between a man's testicles resembling a butt crack.

Lick my nut butt!

by DJ Conan April 2, 2015

nut eater

Anyone who's name is Jack and like to eat nuts under his bed.

Jack was in his room all day eating nuts. He is such a nut eater.

by Balaké November 4, 2013

nut in a sock

When your jerking off in a sock and you nut in the sock. Using the sock as a pocket pussy.

I was jerking off then I put a nut in a sock.

by DigBickRon March 12, 2020

Nut lapper

One who laps at nuts, resembling a dog lapping up water.

Yo, that Johnny fellow is quite the nut lapper.

by Mulciber January 10, 2004

Nut-tea

The act of inserting or circling one's finger around one's anus then carefully rubbing the said finger around another individual's tea mug

"Timothy is being mildly annoying today so got him a nice cup of Nut-tea"

"Jamie, would you like a cup of nu...cough!...tea"

by Panthero February 20, 2009