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watching the news

the cover up story for watching pornographic material on the internet.
Mike: so what have you been up too today?

Joe: not much really, watched the news this morning.

Mike: sick

Rufus: I love watching the news
by mickymickymouse March 9, 2011
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New Egypt

The place every1 is ashamed to say they live in so they just say “by jackson,” or “next to sixflags.” The ppl here REEK of homophobes, racism, republicans, furries- & that’s just skimming the surface. Ppl here either chill in the nice places- like potters square, Ivins, Hawkins point, SixFlags, etc.. Or take their chances in town w/ the radioactive lake on one side, & the sketchy wawa on the other. Ig there’s also some good parts, like.. & don’t forget about.. yeah that about sums it up. Ppl move here thinking their kid is going to have a great life, then the kid turns into the next mob boss of the 2000’s & ends up selling weed behind the sketchy wawa living in their parents basement for the rest of their lives. Legend has it if you scream any country artists name anywhere in New Egypt- a stampede will form. I can also guarantee that if u think ur secret is really safe w/ someone, u better find a good hiding spot & a new school to transfer to! Ur gonna be sitting in your room crying the next day wondering how the entire state now knows what you, a freshman, did with that senior last night! I also think every girl in this school can agree that whoever tf thought starting the mullet trend was a good idea- needs serious mental evaluation. Don’t even get me started on summit either- someone needs to end that & put all of us out of our misery. If ur planning on going to NE, u might as well prepare yourself to have your dreams crushed. U wanna go to Harvard? Not happening anymore.
Oh you live in New Egypt? Haha.. Egypt.

Also literally EVERYONE here rides a dirtbike or a quad..
by cassieanne21 November 4, 2021
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New Halloween

this is the new generation of Halloween thats spreading like wild fire across the world to keep our children safe. instead of kids going out wearing costumes. they stay at home and you leave candy in their mail box where they have a container on the other side in their home or on the porch and you don't even see the kids but we do it just because we love them and they do this for a long time anyway. kids can still go to halloween costumes parties or school parties if they wish to. we ask this be done in the day time and not at night. so they can collect it before night starts. so we ask people with jobs prepare before and do it before or after work depending on the time you work. we can make a world a better place together.
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The New Original

N. The most kick ass among lesser peers
"Holy Crap - that Mt. Dew Pitch Black is The New Original, dog."

Have you seen my blog? It's The New Original, yo.
by Erik With a K January 15, 2005
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a new machine

one of the phrases which Endorphous uses to answer his mobile phone with.
Also, a term for a machine which is not that old.
by Milpke February 5, 2004
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New Horizons

When playing Ark survival too much gives you a boner and it becomes a fetish you need.
You have to play ark while fucking your partner to stay hard looking away results in limp dick
Let's play new horizons babe

I wanna rex offend u
by Newho May 29, 2021
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new meat

I saw some new meat while browsing match last night.
by Peter Z December 9, 2008
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