Monkey Finger

When one wipes one's own ass and accidentally pokes finger through the toilet paper. Thus, the finger touches the poop causing a monkey finger.

Dude, I was wiping my ass and it went through the toilet paper. I got poop on my finger. monkey finger!!!

by Mckenneymc January 23, 2013

Monkey Tail

a name for a turd that is so long that it wraps around the inside of your toilet, giving it the appearance of a monkey's tail.

it has been so long since i crapped, when it comes out it'll be a monkey tail.

by FthisS August 11, 2009

monkey bone

1) the little sticky-out bone just above your asshole and below the small of your back. its where your tail would be if humans had tails, which would be kinda cool. it really hurts when u do sit ups cuz ur monkey bone gets pushed against the floor.
2) a film where a monkey turns into a guy

dude1: owww shit dude that fuckin canes, i cant do any more sit-ups
dude2: cansarn that infernal monkey bone, fucker.

i rented monkey bone from blockbuster

by dead donkey July 12, 2006

glacier monkey

Racist term for whities

glacier monkeys can't jump

by Georgina rushby January 4, 2014

Bump Monkey

A guy that goes to clubs, gets on the dance floor, and purposely bumps into chicks hoping that the chick will start grinding with him.

That fuckin bump monkey out there just tried to grind on my girl. Lets beat his ass!

by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005

Monkey Style

To prove to a know-it-all that just because you read it on the internet does not make it right. Ie., 3000 monkeys with typewriters could produce Shakespeare.

After she gave me her lame definition of shrimping, I went all monkey style on her, and fabricated some spectacular shite.

by Word Wonderer November 23, 2009

fudge monkey

type of insult or another word for fuck

"oh matt your such a fudgemonkey!"
"i like fudge"
"oh you stupid fucker!"

by smiley May 26, 2003