Somalian Sizzer Kick

When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.

Listen here cunt I’m about to hit you with a Somalian Sizzer Kick if you ain’t careful.

by IlynchedGerald December 10, 2018

Troll-kick

A troll kick, is when you kick someone in the ass while the person receiving it is bent over.

I troll-kicked the shit out of Dean, because he stole my charger.

by kickREDneckSISinTHROAT December 11, 2018

Kicking the fridge

Other way of saying are you joking

Are you kicking the fridge mate.

by Jackson Sutton July 12, 2017

gremlin kick

An act of jumping and bringing both knees to the cheat (dominant leg first) and as the non-dominant leg hits the cheat the dominant leg extends out and hits the target. A WMD for the short people in the world

Guy 1: Did you hear that "...." got gremlin kicked in the balls.

Guy 2: Yeah I heard he can't have kids.

Guy 1: That's real pain there

by SmallOneOfWonders July 19, 2017

fake kicking

when you pretend to be coming off of a drug you have never been into, or had a part of distributing / making.

" y'all was fake kicking shit so ima dap you with the lefty "

by RATCHETGANGYUHEARD August 15, 2017

Donkey kick

The act of kicking backwards with one or both feet as hard as you can. Normally the results from male partner performing the batman on the female partner.

He destracted me with a flashlight, then shoved it in my ass, so I donkey kicked him of the bed.

by Fruittree12345 August 28, 2017

kick the ick

Breaking down the attitude some people have of seeing a same sex couple performing any sort of PDA.

Mike and Gary set out to Kick The Ick at the gay pride parade.

by Flamer63 October 22, 2018