shake job

A style of hand job, not to be confused with a sand job. It takes place when the penis is grabbed and thrown about in a very random matter (shaken).

If girls want to perform this sexual act:

-grab shaft of penis extremely loose like.
-shake in a random semi violent manner.
-do not stir

I totally thought I was gonna jizz everywhere last night until this girl came back to my room and gave me the shake job to never forget #brutal. I would rather of gotten a sand job.

shake job by sirshakesalot November 3, 2011

M job 

When a female gives a male an Indian Rug Burn on his penis.

"Dude! Megan was giving me a hand job, and all of the sudden she slipped a quick M job on me. It has been burning for days!"

M job by r@nd0m September 14, 2012

wax job 

to mislead someone, con them, lead them astray, or to "shine someone on" or B.S. them.

"She gave him a total wax job; said she was going out with her girlfriend but really had a date with that biker dude from the bar."

"Promising lower taxes and more Social Security benefits is a Government wax job."

Wax Job = Sign at car wash: "Unlimited Time! (up to 15 minutes)."

wax job by Concupy August 31, 2013

Squirrel-Job 

The act of taking the scrotum and testicles into ones mouth and putting the testicles into opposite cheeks. This may involve one or more sets of testes and include making a squirrel like smacking sounds.

Kathys' face is so chubby and bumpy it always looks like she's doing a three way squirrel-job.

The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.

Squirrel-Job by Nutty Tech September 3, 2014

Ty Job

When you are having sex and pull out, you remove the condom, but then finish ejaculating on the girls vagina. An optional part is naming your son or daughter "T.J."

OMG he gave me a ty job last night! I thought he pulled out!

Ty Job by jaunathon January 28, 2016

Hack Job 

(NOT A HIT JOB, IDIOTS)

Poorly-done attempt at a task. Can also be a person who does these kinds of things.

Guy1: Hey why did I tell Kim to finish painting the walls, and they are still not fucking done, after 4 hours?
Girl1: You hired a hack job.

Hack Job by rfsniper May 18, 2018

Puppy Job 

Licking a face after eating ass and performing oral on a dude.

Hey dude your girls just gave you a puppy job

Puppy Job by Lyf3_truth February 19, 2019