by Jags3939 July 29, 2008
Get the Jacksonville mug.When somebody one-ups you. Referring to when Michael Jackson died the same day as Farrah Fawcett and she was instantly forgotten as any kind of public figure.
Kelly gets a cold and the office sends her a card, but then Amanda gets swine flu and the county quarantees her. When Kelly gets to work she says, "Amanda totally Michael Jacksoned me".
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A man who likes the taste of his own cum and enjoys drinking it, preferably after butt-sex, but not mandatory.
This person tends to be a douchebag, and is also usually very narcissistic. He thinks his cum tastes better than everyone elses.
This person tends to be a douchebag, and is also usually very narcissistic. He thinks his cum tastes better than everyone elses.
"I can't believe Russ is a manager now."
"I know. He's such a douchebag. Did I tell you that after we slept together, he took off the condom and drank its contents?"
"Wow. What a jackmonk."
"I know. He's such a douchebag. Did I tell you that after we slept together, he took off the condom and drank its contents?"
"Wow. What a jackmonk."
by Dr. Cobs May 15, 2010
Get the Jackmonk mug.If you call someone JacksonWhite then they’re usually a male who puts his toes up his dogs arse. They usually have a shit trim which makes them look like a fucking spade. They had a decent trim until the Turkish cunt fucked it up.
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Get the Jacksonville Black Coffee mug.The result of your friend shooting his love juice all over the ceiling of your car, usually done secretly in the backseat while you're driving.
What's that smell? It smells like cheese... Oh Brad! I can't believe you left another "eskimo jacksonpollock" in my car! I just cleaned it!
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