Thighs but no eyes

When you get Thigh pics but no (.)(.) pics

Wow really thighs but no eyes

by If yk yk bby January 4, 2022

guilt eyes

When a dog shows you the white of its eyes and you know it's done something wrong

Person1: Goldie has peed in the house

Person2: how do you know ?
Person1: she's giving me proper guilt eyes....

by Tree trunks June 24, 2014

Jizz eye

The stinging sensation and subsequent bloodshot eye

after coming into contact with a male's ejaculate.

I got jizz eye last night after my boyfriend cum in my face.

by Jon & Kevin October 3, 2021

muppet eyes

when your friend is so deeply stoned that their eyes are half-closed like a muppet

Dude, look at me! I'm so high, I've got muppet eyes!

by tig.jibbies October 24, 2020

Eye-rapey

Something this has a very bright and blinding color.

That shirt is so eye-rapey.

by _annazon_ May 22, 2019

eye stress

The result of a post so poorly written that looking at it for too long can cause your eyes to develop stress hormones and deteriorate your mind, throwing you into despair and hopelessness, horror and, well, stress. The post causing it is AKA wall of text.

I read that wall of text so long it gave me eye stress. I am gunna have grey hair by 26.

by Xxx_Flarp_xxX February 13, 2015

eye pilfer

The act of blatently scanning the surroundings for loot or booty while maintaining conversation.

Damn, u better watch Kritty. She is eye pilfering the fuck out yo things....And your man

by AristoTrap April 3, 2017