Donkey Phlegm

the thick viscous substance secreted by the mucous membranes of the respiratory passages, especially when produced in excessive quantities during a cold. This is a slang term used in England originally used in Birmingham

I have Donkey phlegm

by Vape Duke Luke September 16, 2018

Sea Donkey

2 definitions; a: a skipjack tuna because they fight the line stubbornly is nicknamed a sea donkey.

b: a mixed drink made of; What is a sea donkey?
1-ounce orange flavored vodka. 1/4-ounce blue curaco. 1/4-ounce Midori. Lemon and/or lime slices, for garnish.

"Man, that 12 pound Sea Donkey took me 3 hours to reel in!" or "Make me a Sea Donkey, Bartender!"

by rewolf7 March 19, 2023

Donkey between two haystacks

A difficult situation in which a palestinian chick is about to get seduced by two french speakers.

"Reem is like a donkey between two haystacks"

by Pembertonthedon November 5, 2013

The Laughing Donkey

“The Laughing Donkey” is the name of the person and the room party game “The Laughing Donkey”. This game were a bunch of consenting adult furries get a wheel and spin it until it stops on a name, whomever’s name it lands on must take a shot. This continues until someone passes out from drunkenness, this person is called “The Laughing Donkey”. “The Laughing Donkey” is then sodomized by the other players and sometimes even objects in the room. The goal of this game is to make the loser wake up full of the other player’s semen and make them hung over.

Person 1: “Where is Jonathan I need him to send over those IT forms so we can finalize the deal?”

Person 2: “Boss Jonathan went to that room party after the furcon and they played ‘The Laughing Donkey’ Jonathan was crawling all over the place this morning throwing up in the bathroom and leaving a trail like a snail, he CAN NOT work today”

Person 1: “God damnit why do only furries do IT I can never understand you fuckers!”

Person 2: “OwO; sowwy bossy~”

by EducationIsMyPurpose September 13, 2023

Swamp donkey

A shit so big it pokes out of the water. When you try to flush it’s too big and it won’t go down.

Hey Jim!
Yeah buddy what’s up?
Last night I took a shit so big. It wouldn’t flush and it was poking out if the water!!
Well bro, looks like you dropped a swamp donkey.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2018

Swamp donkey

Swamp donkey

She sure is a swamp donkey.

by Mj jons January 18, 2021

The Reverse Donkey Kick

You have the girl do a hand stand, then while you proceed to hump her wheelbarrow style, then you kick her in the back of the head with your heal.

Jim last night I did the reverse donkey kick and the girl wouldn't wake up.

by Kingaburch February 6, 2021