Apple Critters

Apple fritters made with mothers love (extra care) with extra cinnamon sugar.

Enjoy these Apple Critters

by Cody5050 April 29, 2023

Apple

The best way to lose a tooth

BRO THE FUCKING APPLE JUST TOOK MY TOOTH FUCKING FUUUUUCK

by The Gay Bringer January 24, 2023

Apple

A company that sameshits all the fucking time. The iphone just adds another camera to that doesn't even work. My mothers Xiaomi 10 LITE and my SAMSUNG GALAXY YOUNG GT perfoms better than apple iphones in 2099.
Mac OS is just bullshit and the original MACINTOSH was so bad and MacOS X is worse than Windows ME. Samsung, MicroSoft and Xiaomi are cheaper than apple, but better than Apple will ever be.

Apple Fanboy: LOL noob. You use Windows 10. Mac ic better.
Me: Shut the fuck up. I would rather jump off a cliff than use Apple technology. MacOS X is more shitty than fucking Windows ME

by cuber69420 May 22, 2022

Apple Crumb

It's the big lumps of beach sand under your scrotum.

Damn Bro when I went swimming at the beach today my sack was loaded with Apple Crumbs when I got out of the water.

by The dumb bunny. September 30, 2016

Apple

1. Is a fruit. Most Christian people believe that the apple is the fruit in the Garden of Eden, that made Eve sin.

2. it is a phone, computer... brand.

I ate an apple, it tasted very good.

by izzaaa January 11, 2024

Apple

A object that is referred to someone when they are blushing or to describe that they are are cute.

Dang, that girl is such an Apple!

by Normalhuman23 November 2, 2017

apple

A magical fucking red fruit that when you eat it your dick will grow 3 inches longer

i ate n apple and when i when to bed i saw my dick grow.

by anonymous May 13, 2022