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Mrs.K is a real asshole, but she will give me a A+ if I blow her.

Mrs. F is a Slutty Asshole who will trade a A+ for me to cum in her and let her suck my dick.
by The Real Not so Slim Shady April 19, 2017
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Asshole

Any boyfriend, good or bad. Gets at the irrational hatred of guts men naturally feel towards any man who is the boyfriend of any woman. Still just means boyfriend though, and can be used endearingly or in good fun, but always will have, at least sarcastic, subtext of 'I'm quietly wishing for your downfall.'
Evelyn's new asshole's name is Anthony. They're really sweet together. He's a great boyfriend.

We get it! Your asshole loves you! Is there anything else we can talk about?

I hate her asshole. He's a different person when she's not around.

I wonder where Ella's always running off with her asshole to when we go camping.
by anonymous June 7, 2025
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Asshole

A person who decides to pull out at the last minute of a promise, just when he is asked to fulfill the promise.
Jayden is such an asshole, he pulled out of his housing decision at the last minute and now we fucking have to find someone else to take his place otherwise we can't live off campus.
by xenix September 8, 2016
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ASSHOLE QUOTE

When you are out at night and you hear this giggling towards you but you don't say a word BUTT your ASSH0LE does.
I will tell you it is coming on naturally as I have a natural ASSHOLE QUOTE and I could not believe how loud my ASSHOLE sounded off.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 10, 2021
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asshole disorder

Asshole disorder is someone who talks a lot of shit about others
Hey man, you have to go see a psychologist so you can manage your asshole disorder properly.
by KickinIncrediblyDopeSh*t November 27, 2014
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Asshole

someone with the name of danny libretti
did u hear what danny libretti said such an asshole!
by fudisokdbfhd October 24, 2019
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asshole

you shit out of uit
"you're an asshole"
"ok"
by JohnBottles1982 August 13, 2022
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