libretti 

1. (Verb) When a women acts upon (sucking, jerking, fucking) a man's penis and he does nothing but sit there and enjoy it.
2. (Noun) A man that never touches his genitals.

1. Guy 1: How was your night last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome, she librettied me all night long and I didn't have to do a thing!
Guy 1: Nice.

2. "That guy is such a libretti, he'll never touch himself leading up to the day he dies."

libretti by Pmul March 12, 2008

Libretiquette

Library Etiquette (e.g., being quiet, not eating fragrant food, and generally not being a douche in a library, especially at a university around the end of a semester).

Hey, douchebag, go have dinner and come back. It's poor libretiquette to be eating your damn curry noodles in the library.

Libretiquette by SockMonkie December 2, 2010

Jordan Libretto

She’s a one in a lifetime person… just kidding she is one of the most queer people you will ever meet. Jordan is a dirty Italian whose forehead is competition with sky scrapers. She also lies about insignificant things, ie. her eyes are green and she says they are blue. All in all she is the best friend I could have asked for.

Jordan Libretto is way gay, like wow like hello.

Jordan Libretto by BigPenile November 22, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016