libretti

1. (Verb) When a women acts upon (sucking, jerking, fucking) a man's penis and he does nothing but sit there and enjoy it.
2. (Noun) A man that never touches his genitals.

1. Guy 1: How was your night last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome, she librettied me all night long and I didn't have to do a thing!
Guy 1: Nice.

2. "That guy is such a libretti, he'll never touch himself leading up to the day he dies."

by Pmul March 12, 2008

Libretiquette

Library Etiquette (e.g., being quiet, not eating fragrant food, and generally not being a douche in a library, especially at a university around the end of a semester).

Hey, douchebag, go have dinner and come back. It's poor libretiquette to be eating your damn curry noodles in the library.

by SockMonkie December 2, 2010

Jordan Libretto

She’s a one in a lifetime person… just kidding she is one of the most queer people you will ever meet. Jordan is a dirty Italian whose forehead is competition with sky scrapers. She also lies about insignificant things, ie. her eyes are green and she says they are blue. All in all she is the best friend I could have asked for.

Jordan Libretto is way gay, like wow like hello.

by BigPenile November 22, 2023