Grab a root and grawl 

The act of masterbating so in depth that one is totally oblivious to thier surroundings and oftening letting out growling and hollering sound at the point of ejaculation!

Also used as a term of endeerment!
ie..Dude I am going to take my final exam.
Ok man Grab a root and grawl!

Hey Joey where are you going? Tonya, don't worry I am going to grab a root and grawl!

Grab a root and grawl by Big Sexy 911 September 28, 2006

a regrettable waste of energy 

i feel like a broken record writing this again and again
communication that exclusively relies on written words can never be complete.
if we're missing out on hearing, sensing, seeing the other, we are ignoring essential elements of mutual understanding.
how do you mark a joke, sarcasm, irony, criticism, reproach if not with tones of your voice, mimic, gesture. how can i make you feel all the love in my heart when im locked out. when i won't be heard out.

failed communication is such a regrettable waste of energy when what you write goes misunderstood, misinterpreted, mistaken. even the knowledge that its you im writing to cannot prevent that.
do you know what i mean.

a regrettable waste of energy by Krkič February 27, 2021

T to A ratio 

When a woman's titty to ass ratio is not proportionate.

"Damn, shes pretty hot from the waist up but her T to A ratio is way off."

"That bitch is put together wrong, her T to A ratio is no good."

T to A ratio by Willholden April 28, 2009

To pull a Remco

When you do something that you regret, you go back and instead of pretending it didn't happen, you make jokes about it

I've changed jobs last month but I hate it. I had to pull a Remco! I'll be back to work next Monday and make three jokes about it on Slack.

To pull a Remco by Elsa_What_Else November 4, 2021

a rayburn 

The inability to bang a chick. Usually accompanied by excess back rubs and massage.

Justin: yo did you get some kid?
Josh: Na i pulled a rayburn

a rayburn by J- dizzel February 25, 2008

Surfing on a rocket 

The period of time right after you smoke and feel really high. Taken from the FIFA 2005 soundtrack, from the group Air.

"Yo if we smoke now, we should be surfing on a rocket by 10:30".

"Yo Ian's been surfing on a rocket the past 45 minutes"

Yo Ian what are u doing?....Just Surfing on a rocket

Surfing on a rocket by RLOVE July 1, 2005

i predict a riot! 

From the song by the Kaiser Chiefs of the same name. Usually shouted at close quaters blurring the words together to sound like "ipredictariot". Used often in kitchens when very busy to exclaim the manic nature of working in a resturant and kitchen. The reply is often yes mate or i predict a riot in an even more incomprehensible nature. Usually the quicker and faster you say it the better.

James: "fuck me, i predict a riot!"
Gary: "YES MATE!"
Kit: "IPREDICTARIOT!!!"
Mark:"skang ding"

i predict a riot! by howser_uk September 14, 2006